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grazing cattle

bushy beard

Hedley Lamarr probably skims ninety percent while Le Petomane demands harrumphs at the blackjack table

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Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Hoodie baseball grazing cattleTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads