Motorboating It's The Best - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Arched navy blue groovy bubble

Arched navy blue groovy bubble lettering reads "I BLESS AMERICA" across the top

Hallmark keeps rejecting that card for some reason

Green uppercase text arcs in a V shape reading "American Home of the Folies Bergère

and that kind of emotional consistency deserves commitment

Motorboating It's The Best - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Arched navy blue groovy bubblePlausible deniability peaked in the 1950s when a speedboat full of blondes counted as wholesome aquatic recreation. Somehow the double entendre only gets louder with age. The Details: A vintage advertising style illustration in red, white, cream, gold, and brown depicts a wooden speedboat from a front angle, carrying a man in a boater hat and three blonde women, with a small American flag and red pennant trailing behind. Bold white stencil style block