You Old Sailor You - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Plato never had claws

Plato never had claws

a small campfire with orange and red flames

a cold beer

A cartoon white snipe bird swings a bat at a ball

You Old Sailor You - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Plato never had clawsChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"