The North Swole - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Forest Posterized photographic portrait depicts a

Posterized photographic portrait depicts a Wilford Brimley and Guy Fieri mashup figure with spiky bleached hair

Golden-yellow vertical rectangle sits to the left of stacked white uppercase text reading "NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY

Arched pink text reads "WEEKEND" above outlined hollow white block letters reading "VIBES

Somewhere a participation trophy is jealous that a fake superlative stole its whole identity

The North Swole - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Forest Posterized photographic portrait depicts aSanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.