Jesus Grocery Prices - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Digital illustration of Kurt Sloane

Digital illustration of Kurt Sloane in a muscular build wearing a black tank top and light pants

Storing your best friend in a Folgers can because you went to Ralph's instead of a proper urn is the most Walter Sobchak solution to grief ever conceived

He's a lean mean pecking machine

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Jesus Grocery Prices - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Digital illustration of Kurt SloaneGrocery prices so high that turning water into wine isn't a miracle, it's a budget strategy. Loaves and fishes don't multiply when a baguette costs nine dollars. The Details: Golden yellow vintage engraving illustration depicts Jesus in flowing robes, smiling with radiating lines behind his head, holding up a bottle in each raised hand. Bold rounded retro text in matching golden yellow reads "If Jesus saw these grocery prices, he'd turn everything